Three Mischievous Old Grannies Who Always Have a Trick Up Their Sleeve
Three cheeky old grannies were sitting on a bench outside the nursing home, enjoying the afternoon sun, when an old gentleman strolled past.
One of them called out with a grin:
“Hey there! We bet we can guess your exact age just by looking at you!”
The old man chuckled.
“Oh really? That’s impossible, you silly ladies!”
One granny leaned forward, eyes twinkling:
“Alright then… drop your pants and underwear, and we’ll tell you your exact age!”
The old man hesitated for a moment, then laughed and said,
“Well… alright then, if you insist!”
So he did.
The grannies took a very serious look, circled him a bit, asked him to turn around, even had him hop once or twice.
After a short “inspection,” they all shouted in unison:
“You are exactly 87 years old!”
The man quickly pulled his clothes back up, completely shocked.
“How on earth did you figure that out?!”
The grannies burst out laughing:
“We were at your birthday party yesterday!” 😄
A State Trooper was parked on the side of the highway, watching traffic, when he noticed a car creeping along at just 22 mph.
He frowned.
“That’s just as dangerous as speeding…”
So he pulled the car over.
When he walked up, he saw five elderly ladies inside—two in the front, three in the back—all looking pale and nervous.
The driver said quickly,
“Officer, I don’t understand! I was going exactly the speed limit. What’s the problem?”
The officer replied calmly,
“Ma’am, driving far below the speed limit can also be dangerous.”
The woman looked surprised.
“But I WAS going the speed limit… 22 miles per hour, just like the sign said!”
The officer tried not to laugh.
“Ma’am… that’s the route number. Not the speed limit.”
She blinked… then smiled in embarrassment.
“Oh dear… thank you, officer!”
Before letting them go, the officer asked,
“Is everyone alright? They look a bit shaken.”
The driver nodded.
“Oh they’ll be fine soon… we just came off Route 119.” 😄
