The Three Little Pigs’ Very Thirsty Dinner

One cozy evening, three little pigs decided it was the perfect time to treat themselves to a meal out. They found a comfy booth at a nearby restaurant, excited to relax, eat well, and enjoy each other’s company.

A waiter soon approached with a friendly smile and his notepad ready.

“Can I start you off with something to drink?” he asked.

The oldest pig didn’t hesitate. “I’ll have a Sprite,” he said, already imagining the crisp, fizzy refreshment.

The second pig chimed in next. “A Coke for me,” he added, sticking with a familiar favorite.

Then the waiter turned to the youngest pig, who spoke with surprising intensity. “I want water,” he said, “lots and lots of water.”

The waiter raised an eyebrow but jotted it down and headed off.

When he returned with their drinks and later came back for their food order, the mood at the table was cheerful.

“I’ll take a big, juicy steak,” said the first pig, clearly ready for something filling.

“I’d like the salad plate,” said the second, opting for something lighter.

“And you?” the waiter asked the third pig again.

“Water,” he replied firmly. “Lots and lots of water.”

Now the waiter was definitely curious, but he kept it to himself and went to place the order.

After a satisfying meal, the plates were cleared, and the waiter returned one last time. “Any room for dessert?” he asked.

“Banana split!” said the first pig with a grin.

“Root beer float,” said the second, already picturing the frothy sweetness.

The waiter turned, almost expecting it now. “And for you?”

“Water,” said the third pig enthusiastically. “Lots and lots of water!”

At this point, the waiter couldn’t hold back anymore. “I hope you don’t mind me asking,” he said, “but why only water all night?”

The third little pig leaned in with a playful smile.

“Well,” he said, “someone’s got to go ‘wee, wee, wee’ all the way home.”