HOW ARE YOU DOING? π
What do you say when your BOSS calls while you’re standing at the urinal and asks, βHow’s everything going?β
Here’s the employee’s hilarious response:
βI was under quite a bit of pressure, but things are flowing smoothly now. I’ve got a good grip on the situation, and the results are looking pretty solid. It might take a little longer to finish, but I believe in taking my time and staying focused on the task.
Hopefully, I’ll be able to wash my hands of the whole matter very soon!β π

THIS MAN CLAIMED HE WAS THE BOSS AT HOME! π
A man was chatting with some friends at a bar when he proudly announced:
βIn my house, I’m the one in charge! I decide when the laundry gets done, when dinner is prepared, and when the dishes get washed!β
One of the men looked at him and asked:
βHow long have you been married?β
The man confidently replied:
βMarried? I’m not married. I’m single!β π
A LITTLE GIRL PUT HER DAD IN HIS PLACE! π
During dinner one evening, a little girl looked at her father and asked:
βDaddy, you’re the boss of our family, aren’t you?β
Her father smiled proudly and answered:
βOf course I am, sweetheart!β
Then she asked another question:
βBut that’s only because Mommy lets you be the boss, right?β
Dad suddenly had nothing to say! π
WHEN YOUR BOSS ASKS YOU TO WORK ON SATURDAY! π€£
Boss: βWould you be able to come in on Saturday? I know you like having your weekends off, but I really need your help.β
Employee: βSure, no problem! Although I might arrive a little late because public transportation isn’t very reliable on weekends.β
Boss: βThat’s understandable. What time do you think you’ll get here?β
Employee: βMonday!β π
