An old French lady had a small shop in her village for years until one day a huge corporate supermarket set up across the road from her little shop. They put up signs advertising their prices, including one that said: Butter – 10 francs. In response, the old lady added a sign to her own … Read more
As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you.He asks if you’re afraid and you shake your head bravely. He has had more experience, but it’s the first time his finger has found the right place. … Read more
An old prospector shuffled into town leading an old tired mule: The old man headed straight for the only saloon to clear his parched throat. He walked up and tied his old mule to the hitch rail. As he stood there, brushing some of the dust from his face and clothes, a young gunslinger stepped … Read more
Our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was, and I said, “Fried chicken.” She said I wasn’t funny, but she couldn’t have been right, everyone else in the class laughed. My parents told me to always be truthful and honest, and I am. Fried chicken is my favorite animal. I told my dad what happened, … Read more
I met an older woman at a bar last night. She looked pretty good for a lady who must have been in her 60s. In fact, she wasn’t bad at all! I found myself thinking that she probably had a hot daughter. We drank a couple of beers and then she asked me if I’d … Read more
“It’s a nice hotel but the rooms certainly aren’t worth $250.00 for just an overnight stay! I didn’t even have breakfast.” The clerk told her that $250.00 is the ‘standard rate’, so she insisted on speaking to the Manager. The manager appeared and was announced by the front desk: “This hotel has an Olympic size … Read more