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A month before my wedding, my fiancée told me she mistakenly left her favorite hoodie at her sister’s apartment and asked me to go get it. I knocked on the door and her sister answered, wearing yoga pants and a low-cut top. I’d always thought my fiancée’s sister was hot but she was exceptionally sexy … Read more

An 85 year old lady is waiting for her husband at the bar in Harpoon Harry’s. Suddenly, a very handsome man enters and sits down a few seats away. The man is so attractive she cannot keep her eyes off him. After a short time, the man notices her staring and approaches her. Before the … Read more

Norman is 89 years old. He’s played golf every day since his retirement over 20 years ago. One day he arrives home upset. “That’s it,” he tells his wife. “I’m giving up golf. My eyesight is so bad that once I hit the ball I can’t see where the dang thing goes.” His wife sympathises … Read more

The Mom Test: All moms know this stuff. It’s on the Mom Test. You have to know it, or they don’t let you be a Mom. If you don’t pass the test, you have to be the dad.

THEY NEVER THOUGHT THEIR FARM KID WOULD SAY THIS AFTER JOINING THE MARINES. THIS IS PRICELESS. A Farm Kid Joins the Marines Dear Ma and Pa, I am well. Hope you are. Tell Brother Walt and Brother Elmer the Marine Corps beats working for old man Minch by a mile. Tell them to join up … Read more

A rich man was trying to find his daughter a birthday gift when he saw a poor man with a beautiful white horse. He told the man that he would give him $500 for the horse. The poor man replied, “I don’t know mister, it don’t look so good,” and walked away. The next day … Read more

After hearing that Lisa Marie Presley was in the hospital and in critical condition after having a cardiac attack, her mother Priscilla Presley broke the heartbreaking news of her daughter’s terrible death. Priscilla Presley released a statement Thursday night saying, “It is with a sad heart that I must deliver the tragic news that my … Read more

An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the top of her lungs, “I have a gun, and I know how to use it! Get out … Read more

What greater representation of American principles than our flag, according to Johnny Cash, who was a fierce supporter of them? There were plenty of amusing performers throughout the 20th century. Audience members were rolling on the floor and laughing aloud thanks to Stephen Fry, Robin Williams, and Betty White. Red Skelton, however, was one of … Read more