By Admin 
Sometimes life is funniest when people try to explain the impossible! Enjoy these three jokes packed with unexpected twists.
1. The Husband Who Couldn’t Count
A wife was spending time with her lover when she suddenly heard her husband’s key turning in the front door.
“Quick, don’t move!” she whispered. “My husband is completely drunk. He probably won’t even notice you’re here.”
Her husband walked into the bedroom, got undressed, and climbed into bed without saying a word.
A few moments later, he glanced toward the foot of the bed and suddenly frowned.
“Wait a minute! I can see six feet sticking out from under the blanket. There should only be four! What’s going on?”
Without missing a beat, his wife replied, “You’re so drunk you can’t count anymore! Get out of bed and count them from the other side. Maybe you’ll see better.”
The husband climbed out of bed and began counting.
“One, two, three, four…”
He smiled and said, “You’re right, sweetheart! I must have been seeing double!”
2. The Fisherman Who Heard a Voice
One freezing winter night, a fisherman who had enjoyed a little too much to drink headed out onto a frozen lake.
He drilled a hole in the ice, dropped in his fishing line, and waited.
Suddenly, a loud voice echoed from above:
“There are no fish under the ice!”
Surprised, he packed up and moved a little farther away. He drilled another hole and tried again.
Once more, the voice boomed:
“There are no fish under the ice!”
Determined not to give up, the fisherman moved to a third spot and made another hole.
Again, the same voice shouted:
“There are no fish under the ice!”
Finally, he looked up toward the dark sky and asked, “Lord, is that you?”
The voice replied:
“No, you fool! It’s the manager of the ice rink!”
3. The Drunk Driver’s Clever Excuses
A police officer pulled over a driver who was swerving dangerously from one lane to another.
Walking up to the window, the officer said, “Good evening, sir. I’d like you to take a breathalyzer test to see whether you’ve been drinking.”
The driver shook his head.
“I’m afraid I can’t, officer. I have asthma. Blowing into that thing could trigger a serious attack.”
The officer frowned.
“Alright, then. We’ll go to the station and take a blood sample.”
“Oh, I can’t do that either,” the driver replied. “I have a blood condition, and I could lose too much blood.”
The officer took a deep breath.
“Fine. Then we’ll use a urine test.”
The driver quickly answered, “That won’t work either. I have diabetes, and it could cause complications.”
By now, the officer was getting frustrated.
“Alright! Just step out of the car and walk along this straight white line.”
The driver looked at him and shook his head.
“Sorry, officer. I can’t do that.”
“And why not?” the officer demanded.
The driver finally admitted:
“Because I’m way too drunk to walk straight!” 😂
Sometimes the excuses are funnier than the crime!