Three women are discussing their teenage daughters. The first declares: “I was so shocked last week. I was tidying my daughter’s room and I found a packet of cigarettes under her pillow. I didn’t even know that she smoked!” “That’s not so bad,” says the second mother. “I was tidying my daughter’s room last week … Read more
I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, He said I was doing fairly well for my age. A little concerned about that comment, I couldn’t resist asking him, ‘Do you think I’ll live to be 80?’ He asked, ‘Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer, wine or … Read more
One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and leaves her, hoping she will be well cared for. The next morning, the nurses bathe her, feed her a tasty breakfast and set her in a chair at a window overlooking a lovely flower garden. She seems like she’s doing fine, … Read more
A middle-aged college professor receives a knock on the door of his office on campus. After fumbling about for a few moments, he opens the door to find an old man, who greets him with a big smile and says: “May I come in? I worked in this very room thirty years ago when I … Read more
A professor is sent to live with a primitive African tribe. He spends years with them, teaching them reading, writing, math and science. One day the wife of the tribe’s chief gives birth to a white child. The tribe is shocked, and the chief pulls the professor aside and says, “Look here! You’re the only … Read more
People are only now learning the unassuming purpose of the little red-nosed bulb that is included with holiday light strings, owing to a “reveal” on TikTok. The small red light is actually meant to make other lights glitter, as demonstrated in a video that a woman posted. The light researcher captioned the instructive video, under … Read more
A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye. It says, ‘Sisters of Mercy House of Prostitution 15 mi.’ He thinks it was just a figment of his imagination and drives on without a second thought. Soon, he sees another sign that … Read more