Never Lie To A Smart Woman
Man on the phone: “Honey, I’ve been asked to go fishing with my boss in China for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get the promotion. Could you please pack enough clothes for a week, set out my rod and fishing box. We’re leaving from the office and I’ll swing by the house to pick my things. Oh, Please pack my new blue silk pajamas!”
The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy, but as a good woman, she did exactly what her husband said.
The following weekend he came home a little tired but looking good.
The wife welcomed him and asked if he caught much fish?
He said “Yes, lots of Salmon, Bluegill and a few Swordfish. But why didn’t u pack my blue silk pajamas?”
You’ll love the answer..!!
She says, “I did… They’re in your fishing box”
…. Game over !!
Husband Informs Wife ‘My Word Is The Law’ But She Snaps Back Brilliantly
When a couple moves in together, it can be a bit of an adjustment. A lot of couples struggle with who will pay for what or how they set up the furniture, but there’s also the question of who will do what.
Divvying up the chores can be tough when both people have different ideas about their roles in the relationship. But when they listen to other people’s advice about their own partner, the situation can get worse. Like in this humorous situation about a husband and wife.
The husband reads what he considers to be an empowering book and quickly announces the new rules of the house. But what he doesn’t expect is that his wife would react quite the way she does.
Although it’s not a true story, it’s funny, so I just had to share it here.
Read the hilarious story below:
The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, “You Can Be The Man Of Your House.”
He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, “From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is law. You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I’m finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert. After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will have the kind of fun that I want. Afterward, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my back, towel me dry, and bring me my robe. Then, you will massage my feet and hands. Then tomorrow, guess who’s going to dress me and comb my hair?”
The wife replied, “The damn funeral director would be my first guess.”
Wasn’t that funny? Share if it made you laugh!
